you got a nice state here, sure would be a shame if anything happened to it

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“You know what was super sick, when we almost conquered nicotine addiction in this country and then didn’t cause they came out with a fruit punch flavored cigarette a 7th grader could fit in their pencil case and hit in the bathroom” -that guy, probably

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closed-caption guy getting very judgy of women contestants after a tough breakup

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@kenjennings.bsky.social Hey Ken, on another note, have been enjoying how the closed-caption guy is really trying to capture the mood lately.

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Now they’re oohing and ahhing over an empty room because it seems “so much bigger,” and more comfortable, and I wonder if they’ll ever miss it like I already do.

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