The Onion

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17 September 2026 15:08

Coward Leaves Casino With $200 Left In Wallet https://theonion.com/coward-leaves-casino-with-200-left-in-wallet/

The Onion

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23 June 2026 15:20

GOP Urges Democrats To Tone Down Rhetoric Used To Quote President Verbatim http://theonion.com/gop-urges-democrats-to-tone-down-rhetoric-used-to-quote-president-verbatim/

Points in Case

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18 June 2026 12:16

What do you get a man who already has everything, including three other children who live in a nice neighborhood and are allowed to use his last name?

Luke Burns

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02 June 2026 19:45

Ways to Recover After Waving Back at Someone Who Didn't Wave at You by @joeycoon.bsky.social

wes carr

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04 November 2025 23:55

“I’m now part upper-middle-class white man and part grey wolf.”