The thing about murder-suicide is, if you don’t do it in the correct order it messes up the whole thing.

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I donated my body to science but science regifted it to science fiction.

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The human body is truly a complex and wondrous thing, who’d have thought that one day I’d find my whole body could be wracked with pain following a solitary sneeze.

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M: that’s O: not R: how O: acronyms N: work

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After Ernie left, Bert’s life became an amphetamine-fueled whirlwind of after-hours parties, drunken Grindr hook-ups, and multiple arrests for public indecency, finally ending in a stay at the Betty Ford Clinic for “exhaustion” and his membership in the Church of Scientology.

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