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18 October 2026 20:30

Resigned Pew Research Study Has No Fucking Clue What’s Going On With 15% Of Americans https://theonion.com/resigned-pew-research-study-has-no-fucking-clue-what-s-1844086331

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16 October 2026 20:16

‘Whalefall’ Star Stuns On Red Carpet In 40,000-Gallon Tank

Brimley/Cocoon Line

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15 October 2026 14:59

As of today, everyone in this photo has crossed the Line.

Brimley/Cocoon Line

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15 October 2026 14:59

Born 21 January 1976, Emma Bunton is 18,530 days old today, matching Wilford Brimley's age on the day 'Cocoon' was released. Congrats, Emma! You've reached the Brimley/Cocoon Line.

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13 October 2026 23:23

“Yesterday I got this email that was like, ‘Congratulations on your big day! We want to celebrate YOU!’ but when I told the guy at the register who I was, he didn’t even smile.“ — Ryan Hunter, local man