Max Liu

maxjliu.bsky.social

06 October 2026 10:12

I don't get coffee shops that close at 4pm. Yes yes overheads but that is the exact moment when I need strong coffee to see off the death in the afternoon that every day makes me feel like evening and tomorrow morning will never come. I can't be the only one

Roger

rogger.bsky.social

01 October 2026 10:44

Working in a book shop years ago people would often flag you down asking "do you work here?", and I just could not stop myself saying "Well, 'work' is a bit strong, but what can I do for you?" Across three years I got maybe two laughs and one manager complaint.

Braden Serkas 🎃

portmanteauface.bsky.social

01 October 2026 08:55

Someone at work once asked me what my guilty pleasure was and I immediately shot back “pleasure never makes me feel guilty.” I’ve seldom felt cooler than I did in that moment. Literally one minute later I tripped on an extension cord and hit my head on a whiteboard in front of the entire office

Tricia Lockwood

tricialockwood.bsky.social

29 September 2026 15:44

I propose a remake of jeanne dielman where she kills him in the first five minutes

Warren Swords

warrenswords.bsky.social

29 September 2026 15:13

You'll never guess where this opening paragraph goes.