Bluesky

bsky.app

17 October 2026 22:10

no kings includes billionaires who think they’re kings

Tim Heidecker

timheidecker.bsky.social

17 October 2026 06:03

How many guys are having a beer and talking about AI with another guy right now? 100 million?

Ben Collins

bencollins.bsky.social

14 October 2026 16:19

They should also take up meth.

The Onion

theonion.com

13 October 2026 23:14

“Yesterday I got this email that was like, ‘Congratulations on your big day! We want to celebrate YOU!’ but when I told the guy at the register who I was, he didn’t even smile.“ — Ryan Hunter, local man

leon

leyawn.bsky.social

13 October 2026 20:51

over the weekend, leon went rogue and compromised six or maybe seven miller high lifes that were in the fridge. the incident occurred on saturday night and also involved a red baron frozen pizza. we are conducting a thorough investigation into how this happened