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murderxbryan.bsky.social

11 September 2026 16:26

On this day in 2002 I got extremely fucked up on percocets at work and drove my cable van on top of a corvette stingray. I had to lock myself in the van so the hillbilly guy couldn’t get to me to beat me up

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murderxbryan.bsky.social

23 May 2026 15:43

If I said “unrin” I would hear it every day for the rest of my life

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murderxbryan.bsky.social

23 May 2026 15:43

My wife just said “unrin” instead of onion so I tried to roast her ass and she just barreled through it and everyone else ignored me.

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murderxbryan.bsky.social

22 May 2026 01:31

Someone has a new conspiracy theory that he keeps bothering his wife and kid about

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murderxbryan.bsky.social

10 January 2026 02:22

They are accidentally gonna shoot some conservative guy and this is all gonna get very weird