Neighbourhood orange cat just wandered over to sit on my foot

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Save us, warrior duck

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i'm estranged from my mom's side of the family (because they are evil) but my mom BEGGED me to attend a family reunion this past weekend -- I did & I learned I've got a bunch of queer-punk-neurodivergent-teen cousins who are *also rebelling from my shitty family*. So. Uh. I guess I'm reconnecting???

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I might be getting into gardening and honestly I’m scared. My house plants already run my life. But you see, mushrooms lead to ecosystems lead to native plants lead to pollinator pathways lead to digging up my lawn and now I’m fall sowing idk who I am anymore

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"Hey, what's up? You look peeved." "I just had the worst time. I went out for a bowl of quinoa and the staff kept reading me awful poetry." "Ah, I see the problem. You did a search for 'Vegan Restaurant' and Google's top result was for a 'Vogon Restaurant'."

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