[metroid] a wish she wrote about when she was a kid

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Hey I don't remember that enemy in BOTW... #sizevr

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A demon queen who was a little too eager to test out her giant second phase (she's been looking forward to facing off the hero for weeks now) but, uh, now she's stuck in the arena. Her imps are all working to get her out with construction equipment now. (Don't worry, they're OSHA certified.)

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"Hero! Oh, uh, you got here WAY earlier than expected." The lead imp shifts awkwardly. "Listen, uh, the boss is a little... indisposed right now. I think it's gonna be at least another two hours to break down that arena wall. Maybe three. Could we, um, get you a coffee or something in the meantime?"

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"NO, NO, THIS IS FINE, WE CAN STILL FIGHT! HNN-" The demon queen tries to fit her giant hand through the arena door, but can only manage to squeeze a finger or two through instead. She wiggles them. It does nothing. "...Y-YEAH, OKAY, JUST... TAKE THEIR COAT, PLEASE. OH, AND GET ME A LATTE, PLEASE."

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