naughtymonsters.bsky.social
Warning this is an unapologetically horny acc just an 20y/o furry artist adores replies and would absolutely die for his friends 💜 AD/mature account no minors please icon by dusktodawn
👤 Joined on 17 October 2023
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@naughtymonsters.bsky.socialHear me out: it could be used for good purposes! Guy's got stomach issues, help him shit it all out! Burglar making a break for it with an old lady's purse? Stop him in his tracks by giving him uncontrollable projectile logs! It's a valid superpower!
Show PostThe beefier the guy, the fatter the logs you can make them dump. I call dibs on Venom 😈
Show PostYessss embarrass villains by making them fill their spandex till they’re wearing a XXXXL brown beanbag!
Show PostUncontrollable HYPEr shits our realist warping to turn everyone into a gay fat slob who hates hygiene
Show PostCOWORKER: "If you could have any super power what would it be?" ME INTERNALLY: "Don't say giving men uncontrollable shits! Don't say giving men uncontrollable shits! DON'T say giving men uncontrollable shits!" ME: "Uhh... Flying would be neat!..."
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