ME: Okay, so we’re done shitting, right? MY BOWELS: Absolutely. No more shit in there. ME: Because we’ve been sitting here a few minutes and no new news. MY BOWELS: No yeah. Done shitting. Shit levels are zero. ME: You’re sure? MY BOWELS: 100%. ME: Okay then [standing up] MY BOWELS: WAIT WAIT WAIT

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i think a group of, like, 30 baseball accounts with 1000-plus followers should coordinate a time tonight to pretend like they're all tweeting about the same World Series play and freak everyone else out.

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maybe ranked choice voting isn't a perfect system, I don't know. but denying a republican a 4th or 5th choice vote does actually feel better than simply not voting for republicans. I don't know why

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I agree with this, but also, regardless of monetary value, it's a display of contempt. If you're aware that people feel hurt by this dumb trend and you join in anyway, it sends the message that you don't care about them. Seems like a fair thing to get upset about.

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unattractive podcasters being forced by their employers onto video platforms is one of the great civil rights issues of our day

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