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15 February 2026 23:55

BREAKING: Mayor Mamdani takes a 3 month break from being Mayor of NYC, to play the new Reign of the Warlock expansion in Diablo 2. Mamdani is said to be bringing back Eric Adams as temporary mayor, in hopes that it'll increase his approval numbers upon his return.

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15 February 2026 22:07

BREAKING: Mayor Mamdani accepts invitation from president of Syria, Ahmad al Sharaa, for NYC to become part of greater Syria and to formally become part of the levant. "with the inclusion of NYC into the levant, we can now truly say that the road to Jerusalem goes through NYC" says Mayor Mamdani.

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15 February 2026 01:04

BREAKING: Following a multi-hour conversation over a Microsoft Teams chat, Mayor Mamdani decides that he no longer understands what socialism is. Additionally, the mayor has decided that being anti zionism is no longer viable. The Mayor is said to announce that he will be visiting Tel Aviv soon.

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14 February 2026 01:15

BREAKING: Mayor Mamdani pledges absolute loyalty to the Sharia and the Quran after seeing the hearing of Attorney General Pam Bondi on the Epstein files. "Allah is our lord, the sharia is our constitution, the prophet Muhammad is our leader, and struggle against the 1% is our calling" says mayor.

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13 February 2026 23:45

BREAKING: In response to Sony's "rent a PS5" program, Mayor Mamdani announces new welfare program to give every NYC resident a free gaming console of their choosing, which will also have Disco Elysium pre-installed.