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Blitz the Goddamn Dragon

Blitz the Goddamn Dragon

blitzthedragon.bsky.social

36 | He/Him | Progressive Trash Lizard | Sometimes NSFW, so no minors | @hrtlizard's Midwestern hubby | I automatically block solicitors, followback farmers, and other suspicious accounts that try to follow me.

👤 Joined on 05 August 2023

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  • 05 Ağu 2023, 00:06
    🎉 Bluesky'e katıldı - İlk kullanıcı adı: @blitzthedragon.bsky.social
  • 09 Kas 2023, 04:29
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Col. Boozy Badger
21 October 2026 12:45

Note: all of those things are actually traits of Goldfinger in the book. He wants to fuck gold. This is the bar that has been set for “dumbest fucking Bond villain”

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Col. Boozy Badger
21 October 2026 12:45

Breaking News: Man obsessed with gold with gold porn book who paints escorts gold so he can fuck gold revealed to have planned robbery of Fort Knox.

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Col. Boozy Badger
21 October 2026 12:45

Weird seeing things like “Elon ordered the starlink slowdown” being put out there as breaking news. Yeah man, we figured the dude who has turned himself into what is essentially the dumbest fucking Bond villain did it. It’s nice to have the confirmation I guess.

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Josephine Riesman
21 October 2026 12:44

It just makes me feel so safe as a Diaspora Jew to know that there's a magical state out there in the Middle East where local soldiers throw Jewish elected representatives from my own country into detention at gunpoint 💜

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Roger Sollenberger
21 October 2026 12:44

Dude is now just publicly fully insane

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