Okay, I WAS doing daily reposting the dachshund spoofs I drew last year to count down to THE LISTENERS paperback release on June 2, but while touring in the UK I had a Small Adventure (which I’ll probably write about on the ol’ Substack this weekend) so missed a few. WHOOPS. This is Cezanne.

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UGLIES X 50 SHADES In her tiny apartment w/ her dying uncle, May survives on food cubes & dreams of her crush. While HealthCo's raffle claims “health & beauty in a pill,” she has better odds of stealing them from the CEO's playboy son. And zero chance of losing her 🩷 to him. #Questpit #Q #A #D #R

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Enchanted x Pan's Labyrinth 🔮 emotion-driven powers 💖 characters with depth 🎀 softness is her greatest strength ✨ light found in dark places 💋 slow-burn #Q #A #F

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After twenty years, two ex-bffs are thrust together to recall their forgotten magical abilities and fix their childhood mistake: keep the dragon eggs they buried in their middle school playground from hatching and devastating the world. #QuestPit #Q #A #F #U #LF

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The Cold War X Time Travel When an intelligence agent is framed for the UK’s role in a temporal disaster, he must clear his name and seal a lethal time rift - before a Russian spy from the future gets everyone killed. #QuestPit #A #Q #SF #T

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