perfectthoughts.bsky.social
Writer (Strip Law, Pringus & Bench), crane operator (disgraced). Used to be merman_melville, now I’m something worse.
👤 Joined on 17 January 2025
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@perfectthoughts.bsky.socialI was also in this shot but I guess it formats better for socials as just a two hander. Totally get it. Can't win em all.
Show Postwrapped in chains, howling in the basement as my crying wife presses her body against the door to prevent me from leaving the house to buy another shacket
Show Post“Oh your dad got bit by Dracula? Where was he? At the big castle?? The one that belongs to Dracula?? Your dad is mad he got bit by Dracula AT DRACULA’S HOUSE??? WHAT DID HE THINK DRACULA DOES THERE EXACTLY????”
Show Postwe are the daughters of the hamburgers you couldn’t help
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