Eleanor Rylance 🔶🌳🌍🇫🇷🇬🇧🇪🇺🇺🇦🇨🇦

eleanorrylance.bsky.social

12 May 2026 07:01

I would rather have boring but honest and effective politicians than glitzy show people with nothing in their heads.

fesshole 🧻

fesshole.bsky.social

09 April 2026 07:49

When I can't find my wife in a busy big shop, I like to pretend I'm the Terminator looking for Sarah Connor and play the theme music in my head

fesshole 🧻

fesshole.bsky.social

30 March 2026 08:23

Whenever I dine on my boyfriend's vine, he always says 'Just like that' like the magician Tommy Cooper. I have become a master of disguising my laughter as groans of sexual desire

Erika Lee Sears

erikaleesears.bsky.social

30 March 2026 08:05

A dog with a big stick #oilpainting #art

Nick

kneecogram.bsky.social

18 March 2026 17:25

It's funny how the animated Spider-Man movies are more careful about gravity and detail than the live-action ones. If you were hanging upside down, you wouldn't be hunched down, tilting your head, and holding your phone at your waist. It'd be level with your face.