"my favorite ice cream is discontinued :(" to "I need to end my grandma's space colonization regime personally"

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ive actually been rewatching too at the same time???! and no fucking GENUINELY. hello we are the crystal gems and we have worse coping mechanisms than this 13 year old boy. i love it though its amazing.

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Bro went from eating free fry bits into begging on his knees for the situationship he'd been thirdwheeling since he was 12 to actually pay off

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When I just want to play with my Bouncy Gummy Shoes and eat Epic Burgers but all the adults in my life are immature as fuck so I gotta start locking in instead

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I've been rewatching SU with friends and it's really funny how quickly Steven as a character goes from "Time to order my... SUPER PIZZA!!! GO, PIZZA POWER!! OH NO!! I GOT MY GOOPY CHEESE ALL OVER... THE ARTIFACT!!! THIS IS A JOB FOR... THE SAUCE PALS!!!" to "can you all seriously grow the fuck up"

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