guess basically i would jam my hands into the whale's brain and drive it around doing cool moves and stuff until running out of air cause i completely forgot that clock was ticking, but before suffocating i'd squeeze down hard on the accelerator and aim for where i felt an aircraft carrier would be

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taking my kid to nippers and I keep giving him double thumbs up across the beach and he keeps scowling back and giving me a thumbs down. thats my son. my beautiful perfect indoor son.

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I've learned enough about social norm theory that I put this dark humour here instead of on the original thread because people get upset when you morb their vibe please clap

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lauren & i had our 3-year(!!!!) anniversary dinner last night and we unintentionally showed up in matching outfits 🥲🩷

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That a subtle hint about what you want for your next birthday? It's important to match your accessories.

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