uppityokie.bsky.social
60+, feral liberal, sewist, reader, lazy weirdo, wife to the world's best husband, mom to 2 adult sons, personal assistant to 2 cats, packmate to elderly border collie. American obsessed with Australian TV.
👤 Joined on 03 August 2023
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Loud cats are the best (except at 2 am when you’re trying to sleep)
Show PostWho wants a kitten? His name is Carrots and he is so fucking friendly and loud. Perfect cat. I need to find him a home pronto so I don't get more attached. He has decided he loves me, violently, and expresses this by attacking my hair. If you're in the continental US and want this lil buddy, hmu.
Show PostYeah but skim milk tastes like ass and water
Show PostI’ll be over here absolutely facefucking a bowl of off brand Cap’n Crunch, with some yogurt and berries on the side. 400 calorie breakfast, 12 grams of fiber, 35 grams of protein. This shit is so much easier than they make it sound.
Show Post"you wanted a high protein breakfast? we had a tool for that, it's called un oeuf"
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