dailysharkfacts.bsky.social
A post a day keeps the shark away Managed by @plusblue.xyz Posts made by me, my friends and random people I talk too. If you want to suggest something, tweet it at me :D
👤 Joined on 15 December 2024
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@dailysharkfacts.bsky.socialThe reason this account has been inactive for 3 months is that sharks hibernate between September and December, before the bears want to use the caves to hibernate and kick the sharks out.
Show PostThat’s why he hates small boats. Big boats have more people on to jump up and eat
Show PostI’m imagining an underwater distorted “bzzzzz” approaching me menacingly
Show PostYou know who’s scared of sharks… and would rather get electrocuted?? Keep and eye out for his fat orange a$$ too.
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