Jacob Colliver

jacobcolliver.bsky.social

07 June 2026 03:44

Me at 10 years old, reading cheat codes for a game I've never seen in a gaming magazine for a console I don't own: yeah better remember that forever

Jacob Colliver

jacobcolliver.bsky.social

17 April 2026 09:08

About 12 years ago there was a four-month period where every video on the YouTube homepage was a glowing red 1000-degree kitchen knife carving through Pepsi cans and it was the closest we've ever gotten to world peace

Jacob Colliver

jacobcolliver.bsky.social

05 April 2026 08:00

Remember, Daylight Savings has ended! Make sure to set your automated clocks forward one hour so you have to say "oh yeah, sorry, that's out of sync" for the next six months

Jacob Colliver

jacobcolliver.bsky.social

05 April 2026 08:00

Taskmaster series 1: Collect a balloon from the caravan without using your hands! :) Taskmaster series 20: Learn Japanese to translate the nuclear launch codes. Fastest to distress an island nation wins