Pretending I'm throwing an empty beer bottle (or brick) at people I don't like on the internet helps me cope Also I like the bit I mean UHHHH GET ME ANOTHER BEER FAGGOT

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That gut dropping moment when you realized you've already taken your last clean whiff of air for granted, and the stench of pure unmitigated ass you've been stained with will long outlive you by orders of magnitude... 🤢💚

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*throwing an empty beer bottle at your head with such force that a hole the size of a beach ball is cleanly burned through you*

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That game is never getting away from the #fartnite joke ever, huh #farts #farting #gas

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My ass has some pretty crazy idle fumes sometimes (all the time). Sometimes it needs some slurpage. 🐊 @siafa3d.bsky.social 🎨 @grizzledcrocart.bsky.social

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