Wife: Oh no. It can't be Garbage day. Me: Stupid girl. All you had, you wasted. Wife: We *cannot* do this all day. It's a long drive. Me: I'm getting it out of my system before we get in the car.

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I’m so sad for my country. I’m mad as hell, and I’m scared and I’m deeply fucking worried about what Trump has done and is doing to this imperfect place I love, believe in, and call home. But more than anything else, I’m so deeply, deeply sad.

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It looks like Mike Johnson finally just crawled up in there and nested.

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Friends. Friends. Maybe, I dunno, don’t rush the field when we beat a MAC team with the aid of a leap second or some bullshit?

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bad day? here’s 47 seconds of a happy beagle chomp chomp chomping on a treat

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