it’s ok come here we’ll just hang out and eat chocolate in a pillow fort and no responsible headmates are invited

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"cake you should eat less candy anyway your diet is shit and you're malnourished and your gut biome is fucked" ok yes but look i just need a hit sometimes ok i can't go cold turkey my sweet tooth is crazy just a lil after dinner sugar come on help me out here just a midnight handful just a lil plz

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why the fuck am i just now finding out that dark toblerone exists. i should already know that because it should be on my fucking grocer's shelves. i'm lucky to even find milk toblerone. this country needs to burn for its fucking priorities get your filthy fucking bile chocolate out of my sight

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losing my mind. a long time ago when i was ~15/16 i had a bra that was in my closet that i took from my mom's wardrobe because i was young and wanted a bra. and mysteriously like a week or so later i realised it was gone, and back in my mom's wardrobe, and of course i was terrified because i didn't

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Everytime im meeting my family I wish i had a stand that would blow my head with a shotgun whenever im about to say something about myself

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