jpkeates.com
Parties like it's £19.99 Retired. British male; socially awkward. Profile Image - A bearded man in a room looks into the camera. He has a face best suited to a text description.
👤 Joined on 13 November 2023
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@jpkeates.bsky.social@jpkeates.bsky.social → @jpkeates.comUnfortunately I don't work there anymore but it was on their three-part tractor fed invoice sheets which are probably all rotting in landfill now.
Show Post“Why aren’t you Twitter anymore” I dunno, man - maybe because these are the comments I get when a clip of me on LBC is shared on there of me talking about racism? I’m past caring now, most of them are probably bots - but Twitter is a cesspit
Show PostWhen our art class were allocated bedroom furniture to sketch, I wanted anything but clothes storage. I drew the shorts drawer. #LunchPun
Show PostThe plate I got from the supermarket nearly broke when I put my rucksack of Kurt Russell DVDs on it Bag troubling Lidl china? Among other classics, yes. #LunchPun
Show PostIf we're going to elope we should put our phones on flight mode #LunchPun
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