I threw that tiny plastic chair his direction and he was like okay and??? I grabbed a shovel and started slamming the ground and yelling and he didnt leave until my mom came out to check the ruckus. He was so fuckin calm and beautiful and I was so good and didnt do anything silly (he loved me tho)

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This dude came crashing out of the woods chasing the kittens and stopped when I yelled but then SAT DOWN

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if a meteor fell to earth i would simply move out of the way

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Price for eggs sausage toast homefries and coffee at my local diner

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