Celeste Ng

pronounced-ing.bsky.social

12 December 2024 14:48

Me: I will just relax for a few minutes by playing a mindless game on my phone Phone: Cool, every 90 seconds you will just need to watch a little animated snuff film featuring a mother and child freezing to death, or a king slowly being crushed against a spiky wall by piles of falling rubble

Jonathan Edward Durham

thisone0verhere.bsky.social

04 December 2024 13:58

before coffee: I hate everything after coffee: I hate everything but nervouser

pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky”

pixelatedboat.bsky.social

04 December 2024 13:58

Can anyone here teach me how to do those karate chops to the neck that knock someone out instantly? I have a lot of guards I need to disable

Harry Sisson

harryjsisson.bsky.social

02 December 2024 21:07

HAHAHAHA! Community Notes just destroyed D’Souza 😂😂😂

Brian Floyd

brianmfloyd.bsky.social

29 November 2024 18:00

the bears should burn a timeout on the first play of the game next week as a signal it’s a new era