I retired today. My first project is to visit every tube station I've never used and have a meal at a nearby restaurant or café. First stop is Grange Hill, where I hope to eat a massive sausage.

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I have no choice but to assume the porcupine works for the vet.

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And then you start thinking, “wait, is ALL illness like this?” And it mostly is! Most viruses/bacteria aren’t *themselves* causing you pain; your immune response is, in various ways. Your happiness and comfort are of zero priority to your immune system. All it wants is to kill the bug.

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also we absolutely both turned up to the same trip each bringing a ring and proposed to each other like a real gay cliche

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Ryan Gosling and Ryan Reynolds.

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