"A succulent Arctic seal?"...

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I’m in Pennsylvania and every TV ad is a campaign spot with an absurdly ominous-sounding voiceover about how bad one of the candidates is. ‘Greg Johnson voted in favor of making Girl Scouts work in coal mines. Then he voted to ban Thin Mints. Greg Johnson: wrong on Girl Scouts, wrong for you.”

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Trump: "Maybe I won't have a news conference santamataldum"

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Nice to see Tesla reclaiming from OceanGate the cutting edge of new and embarrassing ways for the very rich to kill themselves.

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Walking the line in my auto factory and screaming at all the workers to make the cars stupider and more dangerous. They love this, it helps motivate them. "It's going to be able drive upside down," I yell through a megaphone. "It's going to be able to fart."

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