my wife: “have you heard about this lauren boebert situation?” me: “yeah, she laurened his boebert until he beetlejuiced” my wife: “i’m going to bed”

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call me fred flintstone cuz i can't yabba dabba doo this shit anymore

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the Julia Child quiche lorraine episode is absolute GOLD. it’s episode 6 of the first season of her public access television show, and out of absolutely nowhere she just starts beating the living shit out of a pie crust with her rolling pin, while explaining why she’s doing it. flawless, no notes.

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I would hide it from everyone except for during October and then just freak people out flying by in costumes. "Mommy, is that demon Ronald McDonald? Flying?" Maybe strap myself to a 12ft skeleton and really get ppl's heart rate up as it buzzes the area.

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