Vampire getting ready for a party by mixing all the blood types in a punch bowl

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Oh boy, another day where I can access the sum of human intelligence in my pocket. How exciting for me.

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AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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She was attractive, like an industrial magnet in a scrap metal yard.

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I rarely have dreams and when I do it's the weirdest shit ever that I can barely remember after lmao 😭 I heard some people say it's good to write down things in dreams after waking up

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