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Dark Helmet, Lord of the Schwartz, Leader of the Imperious Forces of the Spaceballs. Coffee and radar enthusiast. Parody/semi-RP comedy. Crosses the streams mercilessly.
👤 Joined on 14 April 2025
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And the Jem'Hadar are shoving the Freezies into their ketracel white receptacles and getting a sugar high, screaming "BLUE RASPBERRY! THANK THE FOUNDERS FOR BLUE RASPBERRY!"
Show PostIf Laris and I ever get to go to Risa, I might wear this swimsuit.
Show PostTemporal Mail Serice finally got their shit together and my KLCC shirt arrived on the doorstep of the garage yesterday. How is it SO HARD to deliver a package 350 years in the past to another planet AND to do it ON TIME when you have a damned time ship??!!!
Show PostWhat happened to the wads of paper that were used back in the 20th century?! Be well! 🫸🏼🫷🏼
Show PostIt is essential that you jump on top of it, using gravity to apply a sudden thrust of pressure crushing it for 200 points.
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