Dark Helmet

Dark Helmet

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Dark Helmet, Lord of the Schwartz, Leader of the Imperious Forces of the Spaceballs. Coffee and radar enthusiast. Parody/semi-RP comedy. Crosses the streams mercilessly.

👤 Joined on 14 April 2025

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14 July 2026 23:57

And the Jem'Hadar are shoving the Freezies into their ketracel white receptacles and getting a sugar high, screaming "BLUE RASPBERRY! THANK THE FOUNDERS FOR BLUE RASPBERRY!"

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If Laris and I ever get to go to Risa, I might wear this swimsuit.

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Temporal Mail Serice finally got their shit together and my KLCC shirt arrived on the doorstep of the garage yesterday. How is it SO HARD to deliver a package 350 years in the past to another planet AND to do it ON TIME when you have a damned time ship??!!!

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What happened to the wads of paper that were used back in the 20th century?! Be well! 🫸🏼🫷🏼

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It is essential that you jump on top of it, using gravity to apply a sudden thrust of pressure crushing it for 200 points.

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