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reboot.bsky.social

16 October 2026 14:45

Why aren't there "Extra Toasty" Saltines, god dammit?

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reboot.bsky.social

12 October 2026 04:37

maybe if we eat enough microplastics our poos will come out laminated

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reboot.bsky.social

12 October 2026 04:37

Way into this band called Anime Titties lately

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reboot.bsky.social

12 October 2026 04:37

Seems like every time I have to see a new doctor and sign things, the number of spam texts and emails I get suddenly increases. That's pretty fucked up.

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allialov.net

12 October 2026 04:37

I come to inform you all, that there is now a sequel to the Pumpkin Spice butt wipes of last year. May I introduce to you, Ment-HOLE, Coffee, and Lil - Extra Large Dude Wipes!