jin just gets cuter and more pink with every drink. jungkook gets rounder and more youthful rebellion. taehyung hornier. namjoon extra rambly and existential. hobi more red, more falling laughing. yoongi more special interest yappy. jimin would never let us see him drunk but I know I'd love diminie.

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Namgi really do have that sort of “can you believe I married this dumbass and I’m still in love with him after all these years” energy that never dissipates

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I don’t mind if the 2.0 video is an April Fool’s joke as long as it’s an actual video I can watch. Like they can be dumb as hell playing dramatic parts and wearing ludicrous hairpieces all they want, that’s just Bangtan at their most distilled form. All I want is to be able to see it!

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BTS as Yoongi things: HS: Devoted cat dad JM: Extra stores of castigation for the deserving JK: Very interested in talking about his latest hyper fixation TH: Relishes a dramatic reveal SJ: Uninterested in but resigned to authority role NJ: Love philosopher YG: No desire to be anyone but himself

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The reason why CK is a good brand deal for Jungkook and the watch one is weird is that Jungkook thrives on being A Guy, just doing Guy things in a Guy way without even really thinking about what a Guy is -Zen Guyness - and jeans and t-shirts enable that while $10K watches fight it

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