Top 5 things to say to really woo a girl 1. You are beautiful 2. You sound different when your not eating sand 3. You glow like a government agent 4. Please stop following me 5. YOUR NOT REAL!!!

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I really need to stop turning into Jimmie Johnson after I’ve already missed the playoffs/chase -3-

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There are many ways to properly store your elf girls #elf #bdsm

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I'd like to be clear: I understand doing it. It's that I'm stubborn as fuck and I will do stuff regardless of if I'm able to or not. I've learned that lesson with being sick. I have not learned that lesson with this, cause I'm really bad about resting when I need to.

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Calling out cause you're sick makes sense. Calling out because you cannot physically lift yourself out of bed without a sharp pain going down your spine is a new experience to me that I'm currently coming to terms with.

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