The Legend of the Lepers Gate tells us that the Wulfhelm Top Tables are supplied by extensive chilled larders where certain food stocks are kept. The heavily guarded entrance is rumoured to have an acronym above it: FRIDGE Fuck Right off Idiots Death Goes Everywhere

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Tonight on Mead Hall menu (top table only) cold roast lamb with chips and mint jelly. Lower tables. Something pink from a tin. Vegetarian/vegan option. Cress. Scraps and scrapings by the leper gate as ever.

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The Lepers Gate Commune are wondering if the lamb is on the bone, just so we can calculate likely landing zone… Lamb is normally good for left overs as most don’t like to smell the fridge out.

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Who'd have thought that the most divisive thing on social media rn isn't how left or right you are but whether you think anyone who refuses to use headphones on public transport deserves to be put in the stocks or worse.... FWIW, I'm team lock the noisy clungeferrets up for life

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I want to know what's wrong with "street thug, brawler, fraudster and bully"? The activism is only a front for his criminal activity.

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