PJ Reusse

pjthereuss.bsky.social

04 June 2025 03:06

I haven’t been an employee since 2012. I’m a contractor. My buyout will be, “Your fat ass is no longer needed, oldtimer.”

PJ Reusse

pjthereuss.bsky.social

29 May 2025 22:48

Frosties … plowed through that 6-team league with 4 regulation goals in four games in finals. Heart pumpin’ & corpuscles jumpin’.

PJ Reusse

pjthereuss.bsky.social

29 May 2025 22:48

My friend’s 8-yr-old son, Harmon, is going to turn into atheist if he keeps watching MN sports. During Vikings-Rams playoff game to his Mom: “When is God going to start being nice to Minnesota?” Last night: “God isn’t answering my prayers. Now we’re down by 25!”

PJ Reusse

pjthereuss.bsky.social

28 April 2025 02:48

In retrospect, the guy in charge of strategic planning — me — had a doomed philosophy: What can we do to piss off the homers in the audience today? Ass-kicking works much better, as proven 9-to-12 daily for many yrs on a local FM sports station.

PJ Reusse

pjthereuss.bsky.social

28 April 2025 02:45

It’s April 27th, date of one of greatest upsets in sports history: I quit drinking 44yrs ago. Sobriety date: 4-27-81. That explains being such a big old Teddy bear.