The Onion

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23 March 2026 23:01

Undercover Cop Never Knew Selling Drugs Was Such Hard Work http://theonion.com/undercover-cop-never-knew-selling-drugs-was-such-hard-w-1819566772/

emotional support tranny

tacobella6769.bsky.social

23 March 2026 22:57

UPDATE: THEY HAVE EMAILED ME. yep, it's exactly what I thought. SEVEN DAY SUSPENSION for this post, and complete ignorance of original context. here's the email and my reply, because y'all deserve the transparency that bluesky moderation refuses to provide to its user base.

emotional support tranny

tacobella6769.bsky.social

23 March 2026 22:57

you know what, fuck it, im just gonna go nuclear and show the other posts that got me in trouble. the first one was from APRIL OF 2023, an OBVIOUS joke post that was completely treated seriously. the bluesky team has completely had it out for me since the beginning. DEEP LORE.

Casper, Pumpkin, Poe, Ozzy, Autumn

casperpumpkinpoe.bsky.social

23 March 2026 22:55

I GOT THE FCKING JOB!!!!!!! Holy COW!!! No more 10 hour days and long ass drives! Fully remote! $10k more too! OH MY GOD IM IN TEARS

The Onion

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23 March 2026 22:55

Trump Demands Allies Do Their Fair Share To Fuck Up The World https://theonion.com/trump-demands-allies-do-their-fair-share-to-fuck-up-the-world/