Erin Whitehead

girlwithatail.bsky.social

06 October 2026 18:55

We are in an insane time where everyone, and with righteous fury, refuses to use at least one billionaire-owned mega company but then does in fact use some if not all the others. And this isn’t a criticism. I am also guilty but it’s endlessly funny to me which ones people choose to keep and discard.

Erin Whitehead

girlwithatail.bsky.social

03 October 2026 17:17

Move over MacGyver, I’m in a hotel room and just used the grippy heel of one of my no-show socks to open a tough cap on my Harmless Harvest coconut water. I can’t tell is this tweet dates me as boomer or millennial/gen z cusp.

Erin Whitehead

girlwithatail.bsky.social

03 October 2026 09:10

The Wordle today amiright

Erin Whitehead

girlwithatail.bsky.social

22 September 2026 23:21

My sister and I used to say “Double King me! Triple King Me!” and I’m not sure that was in the actual rules.

Erin Whitehead

girlwithatail.bsky.social

22 September 2026 23:21

Me, a dumber less hot version of that girl from The Queen’s Gambit, lying in bed envisioning a giant checkerboard on my ceiling, feverishly whispering “king me, king me, KING ME” until even the flies in their cobweb shrouds tremble from my power.