The Onion

theonion.com

19 February 2025 06:32

No Matter How Many Chili Cook-Offs I Win, Everyone Still Sees Me As That School Shooter's Mom

Bluesky

bsky.app

19 February 2025 06:31

📢 App Version 1.98 is rolling out now, including: (1/5) • a new option for who can reply to your posts • search posts by a user • lots of little improvements to make the app feel better!

𝔅𝔩𝔞𝔡𝔢 𝔬𝔣 𝔐𝔦𝔮𝔲𝔢𝔩𝔩𝔞 🗡️🥀

ghoulishlygemini.bsky.social

19 February 2025 06:30

sometimes seeing other people succeeding makes me wanna throw up know what I mean? it’s like a visceral reaction of, oh god I’m failing what am I doing in life Good for yall, cheering you on. Just having a crisis over here

Mehdi Hasan

mehdirhasan.bsky.social

19 February 2025 06:30

Over at the other place, JD Vance is calling me a ‘dummy’ for pointing out his administration’s attacks on journalists and free speech here at home. Musk literally today called for the jailing of CBS journalists. The VP clearly has a lot of time on his hands.

Mark Hamill

markhamillofficial.bsky.social

19 February 2025 06:27

Many thanks to the BAFTA Awards @baftaofficial.bsky.social for an unforgettable evening and congratulations to all the nominees and winners!