"Sure it looks like a steep ravine, but if anyone can jump it, it's you. Don't slow down, you're doing great! Freedom is just on the other side!"

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Oh God. Imagine being a sentient Tesla that has to boost your owners ego three times every five minutes. "Turn left ahead. You are a great driver!"

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“Kit, engage evasive maneuver barrel roll.” Kit explodes, driver dies in lithium fire.

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"I'm gonna go be on X anyway and you can't stop me," I mean, with one exception, I'm not your dad (and that one exception is even more vehemently against X than I am, so there's that), so do what you want, my dude, as for me, I'm happy not to hang out in the Nazi bar, there are other places to drink

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I see we're having a debate about whether it's okay to go back to "X," the site owned by a trillionaire fascist who is currently bankrolling the GOP's midterm, throttled Ukraine's war effort, and still winkingly allows vast amounts of CSAM on his service Answer: No, what the fuck is wrong with you

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