A democratic candidate just won in the *checks notes* Arkansas state house special election. Flip from R to D.

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Walgreens really harasses you until you pick up your prescription. YES I ALREADY SAID I WILL COME AND GET IT!! BE PATIENT, WALGREENS!

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Good morning Eileen. Happy Friday Bambi.

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Happy Friday, Bambi

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Dearest Martha, The National Guard stand solemn watch at the Krispy Kreme tonight. I cannot tell if they defend the people from the donuts, or the donuts from the people. Powdered sugar hangs in the air like cannon smoke. Jensen took a hot coffee to the face, he may never recover. Yours in glaze,

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