Daniel José Older

djolder.bsky.social

27 December 2024 19:21

Give "Control Salt Delete" kid a medal you cowards

Dave Itzkoff

ditzkoff.bsky.social

10 December 2024 12:37

Burger King: We Won’t Turn You In To The Feds™

sweetie π

sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social

10 December 2024 12:36

so cold out during my run that i used my nipples to etch a xmas scene into my neighbor’s window

The dumb ignorabt shit head

urplepingo.bsky.social

09 December 2024 13:00

Shooting the Grinch point blank in the back of the head on a city sidewalk but successfully eluding capture because the words “stink”, “stank”, “stunk” are etched on the shell casings and everyone kind of gets it

Ed Zitron

edzitron.com

09 December 2024 00:28

The Rams are the perfect NFL franchise. They never quite look good or bad, and always seem mere minutes from a complete collapse or miraculous turnaround, making beating them unsatisfying and losing to them annoying