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the smells off them when they're ten will knock a buzzard off a gut wagon

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me: hey io i have an important question for you io, hitting the ground with a stick: what me: do you know who orson welles is io: yup me: okay and what is he mainly famous for io, not even looking at me: peein in the yard i think

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the lads saw a drawing of darth vader and i was like oh that's darth vader. he's a bad guy. he talks like this. (respirator) LUKE. I AM YOUR FATHER. because that was the first line that popped to mind. and then i was like holy shit they haven't seen those yet. spoiler alert

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iggy, looking at a picture of the sphinx: i will live and die. i will live and die. i will live and die. me: you will live and die? iggy: no

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