lecternleader.bsky.social
King of America for 3 minutes.
👤 Joined on 21 November 2024
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@lecternleader.bsky.social"Wow, this account only skeets about lecterns!" 😀 *Follows* "Wow. This account only skeets about lecterns." 😑 *Unfollows*
Show PostI get my period every time I eat Chipotle.
Show PostOh girlfriend... my trans-testicle ovaries are brimming with ripe eggs for bearded men with non-functioning manmade vaginas and hairy breasts. I need some of those Tim Walz man-tampons to stem the bleeding from hundreds of gay men violating me through my willing exit door.
Show PostYou stole my really ridiculously gay agenda just like you stole that lectern!
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