Engineering has a massive backlog of patches they need to apply? They aren’t prioritizing it? Oh well. I have a ticket in my name that exists explaining why they should and what happens if they don’t. After that it’s out of my hands. I don’t give a shit.

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Why am I so calm during incidents when I’m surrounded by so many people who are losing their minds? I don’t give a shit. Will do I a good job at IR? Yeah I’m fucking good at it. But also I don’t give a shit. Chances of a breach bankrupting us nil. I still get paid.

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Don’t kill yourself trying to be the person who saves the world. You won’t anyway and then you’ll be dead. Not worth it.

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Legitimately don’t know why cyber security stresses so many people out that work normie corporate jobs. You have almost no control over anything that lands on your plate. Try to uncover and document risk the best you can. The world isn’t on your shoulders. OT ICs folks though, yeah that sucks sorry

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🎖For the Alt-text 😂

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