What's your "He actually broke his toe here" thing? The factoid you can't help but share whenever it comes up. For me, it's how the punk on the bus in Star Trek IV actually wrote and recorded the song that he's playing because he was annoyed the original song they had didn't sound punk at all.

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This is not an exaggeration. Alex Jones is allegedly bankrupt but has an infinite well of dark money to pay lawyers, sell pills, and harangue judges and the parents of dead kids. This stay must be lifted so we can take over, and I hope journalists look into where he's getting and stowing his money.

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“Is it time to bring back smoking?“ It absolutely the fuck is not, and you’re a moron for even asking! Go learn how to feel shame! Next!

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“When men no longer feel honored,” stop right there! That’s as far as anyone needs to read! The last time I saw a premise that stupid I was eight and watching “small wonder”!

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Anyway, notice the trick they’re using, it’s the only trick these outlets have: pushing us to argue about a premise without pausing to consider whether that premise is absolutely fucking idiotic. The authority of the masthead is supposed to make us skip that part. Don’t! It’s important!

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