TreatOrTrix Point Never 🎃

toriimacdaddy.bsky.social

20 October 2026 21:03

Man goes to dr. Says he is experiencing inability to get up for down stroke. Says he's missing what he can't measure. Says he can't get to that. Doctor says treatment is simple. Free your mind and your ass will follow. Man bursts into tears. "I do not think you attended an accredited medical school"

Kristi Yamaguccimane

wapplehouse.bsky.social

20 October 2026 20:53

what is wrong with me

David_j_roth

davidjroth.bsky.social

20 October 2026 20:24

I am continuing my journey through the free-with-ads streaming space and am prepared to append the coveted "it rocks" label to Stephen Frears's 1984 existential hitman/road movie The Hit. I watched it on Tubi and there were a lot of unconvincing PAC ads for conservative credit card-related stuff?

K. Thor Jensen

kthorjensen.bsky.social

20 October 2026 17:27

Now that's a synopsis

David_j_roth

davidjroth.bsky.social

20 October 2026 03:48

Trade some middling prospects for Freddy Peralta, instantly break his whole shit and flop so bad that all of America knows what every inch of your ass looks like, trade Peralta for some maybe-better prospects to a team that fixes him instantly. Yeah I'd say this is outcome is a big win for the Mets.