So there I was, right, protecting the world from devastation, you know? Uniting all people within our nation? And these two idiots come by, denouncing the evils of truth and love like they own the place. And I'm like, if you really want to extend your reach, do it from the stars above, not here.

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The more I read the happier I am. The more I interact with reality the greater my listlessness and overall despair Eating meatloaf

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Here are the teams for Rivals on Thursday. My teammates have been very nice.

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OMG Bullpen coach Mark Strittmatter gave me for Fan Appreciation Day a signed baseball by all the coaches and our manager. What a great piece of memorabilia to have. I love our coaches. Thank you so much Mark 🫶 and coaches

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Yay!! CUBS up 5-0 Go Cubs Go ⚾️🐻💙

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