Kallun

kallun.bsky.social

18 September 2026 14:25

The Nestorian Patriarch giving a Sox fan Pope a Cubs jersey is fucking hilarious. Unfortunately, way too many people only got "baseball jersey is funny" out of that.

Kyle

rehabkyle.bsky.social

18 September 2026 14:25

baseball jersey? you can get those from the store. majestic orb? you must adventure for years through the orient to obtain such a relic. his holiness will recognize this, and you for bringing it to him.

Smileyfacepicnic

smileyfacepicnic.bsky.social

18 September 2026 14:25

Okay but to be fair Mar Awa specifically gave him a Cubs jersey which is very funny

lauren

lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com

18 September 2026 14:25

"buhhh duhhh guhhh i'm going to give the pope a baseball jersey because he likes baseball" -broke idiot who doesn't understand why he's poor "i will gift his holiness with a majestic orb" -guy with head on a swivel who can clearly identify and take advantage of Money Moves when he sees them

hammancheez but spooky

hammancheez.bsky.social

18 September 2026 13:30

am i the only one who read 'Texas Senate Race Polling' as a trend topic and was like 'what racist shit did Bo French say now'